Two days left

Two days till due date. Still no baby. Anxiously awaiting her arrival. I wish I could just show up at the hospital on Monday if she's not here, bag in hand, and say "This is my due date. I'm here to get my baby!" I mean, you have to pay bills by the due date, you have to return movies and library books by the due date, why not babies? If she's not here by then, I think I should charge the hospital a late fee.